Friday Five – my answers

I decided to start a new weekly meme over at the FMB blog, so I guess I should answer it!

1. What is your best joke?

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
2. If you were a character in the Muppet Show which one would you be?

Fozzie Bear

3. Do you brush your teeth before bed?

Not always..

4. Would you employ Daddy Papersurfer?

One can never have enough tea, so yes.

5. When was (if applicable) the last time you lied about your age?

Phew, wish I never asked this one..I guess when telling the kids we are 21..or getting in to an over 40’s nightclub..which is not good actually..

There wasn’t too hard was it.

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2 thoughts on “Friday Five – my answers”

  1. I hope you realize you created a bit of a monster over at John’s blog.

    But ok… sure. I’d love to put Daddy Papersurfer to work. It would be good for him.

    *snigger*

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