Phase 1 Of The Master Plan – Contents Were Positive.

This Will Blow Your Mind

Put the kettle on or grab a beer, sit back and watch, this is amazing.

BIG BANG BIG BOOM – the new wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

Come on Tesco, this is a shocking amount of packaging

I went to Tesco last night, and saw a huge pile of what looked like empty boxes..they weren’t they had two apple turnovers in them..Tesco should fire whoever thought this was ok..

A Galactic Empire State Of Mind

Click the picture for Star Wars Awesomeness (is that a word?)

Tags: star wars

Things You Forget About England When Living Away

Since moving back at Christmas, the following are the quirky things I took for granted in over 30 years of living in England prior to moving to France, simple list I know, if you can think of any others, leave ‘em as a comment:-

1. Ice Cream Vans: “Popeye The Sailor Man” ringing out all over the place
2. Gardens: Everyone spends all their time making them look great
3. Washing cars:  There is a guy down our road that washes his 3 times a week
4. Rag ‘n’ Bone Man: The clanging of a handbell (normally a 13yr old leaning out the passenger window) to alert houses that a van willing to pick up your scrapmetal is coming
5. Flipflops and Shorts in 10c: As soon as the sky is sunny, out they come
6. Ice creams: With a flake
7. Pubs: Nowhere else does it better
8. No Dog poo: None, all in the bag
9. Smiling faces from old people: Again, see no 7
10. Smiling faces in the street: See no 9
11. Fish and Chips: Always miss them right up to the moment you eat them, feel bloated and sick after
12. Teachers that Smile: See no 10
13. Supermarket workers that help: Unlike any other country
14. No dress code outside work: No-one cares
15. Cold evenings: No matter how hot it is during the day, you can’t sit out at night without freezing, yet everyone does
16. Bitter: Pint of
17. Large Glass of Wine: Half a Bottle
18. Eat as much as you can for £10: You just have to
19. Newspapers delivered at 7am: By car these days
20. Neighbours: Everyone needs a good one, and they all talk to you
21. Window cleaner: Ladder on the back of a ford capri
22. Milkman: In the Tesla of the 70’s
23. Postman: In shorts all year round, see No5
24. Tea: By the gallon
25. Pork Pies and Sausage Rolls: See No 11

Any others you can think of?